DJ Merralicious
My coworkers and I fear the beard.

My coworkers and I fear the beard.

First rule of social networking: Your icon must be blue.

First rule of social networking: Your icon must be blue.

My Tumblr has been sadly neglected in recent weeks, so I give you this. I saw this fried delicacy in Thailand. If they have it for leftovers would it be called refried bees?

My Tumblr has been sadly neglected in recent weeks, so I give you this. I saw this fried delicacy in Thailand. If they have it for leftovers would it be called refried bees?

This children’s book had to have been written by one of you.

This children’s book had to have been written by one of you.

Actual instructions that came with my new iPhone docking station. I’m not quite sure if I understand numbers 1-4.

Actual instructions that came with my new iPhone docking station. I’m not quite sure if I understand numbers 1-4.

We like to keep things classy in Oklahoma City.

We like to keep things classy in Oklahoma City.

Don’t you wish you had a workout outfit this rad? The two of us also performed a comedic year in review sketch for the crowd (though dressed in our holiday best). We got great reviews.

Don’t you wish you had a workout outfit this rad? The two of us also performed a comedic year in review sketch for the crowd (though dressed in our holiday best). We got great reviews.

My coworker and I produced and performed a comedic Zumba parody at the employee holiday breakfast. Here’s us with the rest of our troop. I’m upfront in pigtails.

My coworker and I produced and performed a comedic Zumba parody at the employee holiday breakfast. Here’s us with the rest of our troop. I’m upfront in pigtails.

vpache:

Me: You know Kim Jong Il died.

Kenton: (shocked look on face)

Me: You know who that is, right?

Kenton: The guy from Community??!!

Me: (laughing til I cry)

Doomed

Nothing kills my faith in humanity more than walking past twelve people out of a gas station only for my brother to point out the toilet seat cover is hanging out of my pants.